$METALLICAT
Enter meow. Exit meow. Take my paw.
An unofficial, cat-powered tribute to heavy metal—built by the community, for the community. Familiar riffs, feline perspective, maximum volume.
Live on Robinhood Chain
We never stop, we never quit—cause we are $METALLICAT!
Anthems, cat-ified
Familiar riffs. Feline perspective. Headbang once for every anthem that rattles your whiskers.
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Enter Litterbox
Original: Enter Sandman ↗“Exit light, enter litterbox. Kick the sand, cover it up.”
—Headbangs
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Master of Kittens
Original: Master of Puppets ↗“Master of kittens, pulling my strings, chasing the string he flings.”
—Headbangs
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Sad But Purr
Original: Sad But True ↗“I hide under the bed when guests arrive. Sad, but purr.”
—Headbangs
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Nothing Else Meowters
Original: Nothing Else Matters ↗“Couldn't be much more from the sunbeam on the floor.”
—Headbangs
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Fade to Nap
Original: Fade to Black ↗“Life, it seems, will fade away—past the third can of the day.”
—Headbangs
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The Call of CATulu
Original: The Call of Ktulu ↗“Beneath the couch waits the dust bunny no cat can escape.”
—Headbangs
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The Unfur-given
Original: The Unforgiven ↗“They locked him out at night. Still, the unfur-given comes home.”
—Headbangs
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Of Cat and Man
Original: Of Wolf and Man ↗“Through the night on padded feet—free of the leash, running wild.”
—Headbangs
We never stop, we never quit—cause we are $METALLICAT!
The riff is live
$METALLICAT is launched on Robinhood Chain. Nothing else matters—except the laser pointer.
